He used to be cool
and he rode a bike
Now all he does
is hang around a dyke
He plays golf I didn't
think it could get any worse
Then I saw him wearing
an Adirondack shirt

He's in a Christian band
He uses a double bass pedal
He's a Trendy fan and his
band plays metal


Mike sold out twice
I can't stand him anymore
Mike sold out twice
He's society's whore

Mike changed a lot
At first I didn't care
Now he's a different person
and he gels his hair
He takes orders from
his stupid girlfriend
She's such a bitch
and now Mike's pussywhipped

He's in a Christian band
He uses a double bass pedal
He's a Trendy fan and his
band plays metal

Mike sold out twice
I can't stand him anymore
Mike sold out twice
He's society's whore

Mike sold out twice
I can't stand him anymore
Mike sold out twice
He's society's whore